PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book.